So the Long Hill Tiger Park Project is the latest photographic Project that documents the daily drama of living with Tigers and the day to day running of a Tiger Park.
Storm Prepping
Tiger Log #44: Tigers are "Storm Prepping" here at the Long Hill Tiger Park, as Hurricane Henri is due to make landfall very close to us sometime tomorrow. For any of our neighbors who are concerned that some of the Tigers might break out, if their cages are damaged, most of them are very friendly, respond to the name "Ken", love Pringles but their favorite food is Spicy Doritos. Call or text us if you find one in your backyard or living room 1-800-NO-PANIC ! #laughableart #hurricanehenri #clintonct #stormprep #guinness #deagio #tiger
Under the Milky Way
Tiger Log #42 - Tiger Ken just sent us a selfie of himself under the Milky Way. He is enjoying being back in the wild but misses small things like the Jacuzzi and regular hot meals back at the Long Hill Tiger Park. #laughableart #jacuzzi #tiger #milkyway #milkywaychasers #darkskies
Last Beer
Tiger Log #41- Tiger “Ken “ enjoying his last real pint before he was released back into the wild . This is one of the main reasons behind this trip , to return predators back into the American West. #laughableart #murphysstout #salmonriver #free #wild #predator #tiger
Hell on Wheels
Tiger Log #40: Hell on wheels …….#laughableart #hellonwheels #harleydavidson #tiger #idaho #nocontrol
Car Packing
Tiger Log #39: Unfortunately our Long Hill Tiger Park Organizing Consultant , Marie Kondo , was not able to join us on this Western Trip so we are making do with the expertise that we have . #laughableart #tiger #fordexplorer #ford #igloocoolers #mess #mariekondo #ontheroad
Tigers on Vacation
Tiger Log #38 - So the first week of the month long "Bring your Tiger on Vacation" is almost over. Getting lots of interesting and confused looks from Park Rangers, kids and other predators. Flaming Gorge ID #laughableart
Tiger Spring
Tiger Log #35: So the blooming of the Magnolia Tree here at the the Long Hill Tiger Park not only officially marks the start of Spring here for the animals but also marks the official launch of our new line of "must have" Tiger shades, #kooltigers #laughableart
Appalachian Trail
Tiger Log #34: So today we met Long Hill Tiger Park's "T-Lazy" (that's his trail name) on a short section of the Appalachian Trail here in VA . This is McAfee Knob which has one of the more spectacular views along the route, overlooking the Catawba Valley, 1,600 ft below. He is hoping to become the first Tiger to complete the 2,190 miles. He has no need for camping gear and he hunts for all his food as his goes. #tigerfreedom #laughableart #hikingappalachiantrail #appalachiantrail #thruhike #mcafeeknob #tiger #kickingass
Hot Dog Jimmy
Tiger Log #33: So Jimmy here is setting out to challenge Joey “Jaws” Chestnut’s 2020 world record breaking consumption of 75 hot dogs in 10 mins. That’s equivalent to about 16 pounds and 12,000 calories. (The women's world record is 49 hot dogs in 10 mins, held by Miki Sudo). The Nathan's World Hot Dog eating competition is held every 4th of July in Coney Island, NY, so a few months left to train. The Long Hill Tiger Park is going all out in support of this effort by hiring Jimmy his own personal hot dog chef and stomach expanding coach. Good luck, Jimmy. #laughableart
Tiger Smarts
Tiger Log #32 - A big congratulations to Brady, who got his acceptance letter in the mail from Yale this morning. Being an endangered species, he also received a full scholarship to the School of Business Management. Finally a big shout to all the Tiger Mums here at the Long Hill Tiger Park ,who really push push push their cubs academic and classical music lives. #laughableart
Tiger Luxury
Tiger Log #31: So "cat licking" is a thing of the past for these Tigers. In fact most of them don't even know what a "fur ball" is. No, each of their master bedrooms, here at the Long Hill Tiger Park, comes fully equipped with a NASA Space Program designed steam shower-walk in Jacuzzi and multiple hot water jet system unit. I am not even going to mention all the fancy shampoos and conditioners that they spend their Bitcoins on. #laughableart #catlicking #catsofinstagram #cats #tiger #shower #furball #fun
Disaster Continued
Tiger Log #30: Been a traumatic and stressful few days here at the ICU Unit of the Long Hill Tiger Park, as one of our Tigers , Brock, has been recovering from a near fatal accident. He suffered complete "deflation" after his bike crashed, leaving him with several large puncture wounds . (Yes, the accident did involve an action camera and excessive speeds). Want to say a big thanks to the quick thinking first responders who managed to use duct tape and re-inflate him enough, to get him to the emergency room. He then underwent over 8hrs of bicycle tube patch and vulcanizing glue repair surgery. All we can do right now is hope that the patches hold. #laughabeart
Disaster
Tiger Log #30: Been a traumatic and stressful few days here at the ICU Unit of the Long Hill Tiger Park, as one of our Tigers , Brock, has been recovering from a near fatal accident. He suffered complete "deflation" after his bike crashed, leaving him with several large puncture wounds . (Yes, the accident did involve an action camera and excessive speeds). Want to say a big thanks to the quick thinking first responders who managed to use duct tape and re-inflate him enough, to get him to the emergency room. He then underwent over 8hrs of bicycle tube patch and vulcanizing glue repair surgery. All we can do right now is hope that the patches hold.
Irish Bitcoins
Tiger Log #29 : Well the luck of the Irish certainly rubbed off on the Tigers today, when they found a pot of Bitcoins at the end of the rainbow, (the Leprechauns are no longer trading in gold) which allowed them to pay off over $750,000 in bar tabs, after a week of serious celebrating and buying drinks for everyone who visited the Long Hill Tiger Park. #goodkarma #laughableart
Expensive Phone Calls
Tiger Log #28: You would think that the largest expense in running the Long Hill Tiger Park would be the cost of all these 20lb fillet mignon steaks that we feed the Tigers each day , but oh no, it's their telephone bills. They use TigerBytes of data each month live-streaming on FaceTube, shopping on the InterWeb, looking for partners on JungleMeetup, dance videos on Ticky Tock, not to mention all those long distance calls to friends and relatives all over the world. There is no end in sight. #laughableart #telephone #telephonebill #data #interweb #filletmignon #expenses #tiger #laugh
Nothing Good
Tiger Log #27: Oh God, say it ain't so.....looks like some of the Ding Dongs here at the Long Hill Tiger Park ordered themselves a few Action Cameras.....this is not going to end well #laughableart
Bean Tacos
Tiger Log #26: Another hard lesson learned here this weekend at the Long Hill Tiger Park - Do not feed your Tiger black bean tacos. #laughableart
Dinosaur Extinction
Tiger Log #25: The Long Hill Tiger Park wants to congratulate, our resident Tiger paleontologist, Jimmy "Know It All", who just had his paper published in Scientific America on the "Devastating effects of Soda Pop on the Dinosaur population". His amazing new research proposes that the dinosaurs may have gone extinct due to their total lack of self control and because of the large quantities of cocaine present in some of the sodas, released back about 100 million years ago. #laughableart
Tiger Tattoos
Tiger Log #24: Hope your Monday is going a little bit better than poor old Brutus here, who woke up with an "extra" tattoo on his chest that his fellow Tigers though would be fun to give him, especially that Big Game Hunting Season is only two weeks away. #laughableart
Offshore Tax Consultants
Tiger Log #23: Good morning 1% ers. Just a friendly reminder that "Tax Dodge Season" is just around the corner and that the Tigers here at the Long Hill Tiger Park are all up to speed with the latest 2020 tax loop holes, which they claim are so big you could "drive your Range Rover though them". We also offer several other VIP services like setting up shady Oil and Gas deals in countries you have never heard of like, Tigeristan and also help you establish your cybercurrency bank accounts on the Dark Web. So call us today at 1-900-Tiger-Taxes to set up an appointment. #laughableart
Bare Back Riding
Tiger Log #22: For all you adrenaline junkies, the Long Hill Road Tiger Park is pleased to announce "bare back" Tiger riding. We will have two separate categories of rides, before feeding and after feeding.
Knitting Disaster
Tiger Log #21: Had a major brain-fart here at the Long Hill Road Tiger Park, thinking that it would be a good idea to allow the Tigers to knit their own winter hats. Cats+Yarn = Shitshow.
Bengali Drivers
Tiger Log #20: May have to Lawyer up here at the Long Hill Tiger park after several of the lads here got charged with a) Operating a Sled under the influence of cheap Beer and Wine b) Excessive Speed and Reckless Driving (...Really... they're from Bengal !) c) Four Hit and Run Charges ( 2 squirrels, a racoon and a possum) and d) Operating a Sled on the wrong side of the road (.....again they are from Bengal !!)
Scrabble Masters
Tiger Log #19: One little known fact that does not get near enough mention on Animal Planet, is how ridiculously good Tigers are at Scrabble.
Snow Sharks
Tiger Log #18: Most people don't believe in "Snow Sharks" but they are a real phenomena around here. They have this ability to swim under the snow and then in one explosive move, burst to the surface to attack their prey. Here at the Long Hill Road Tiger Park we were lucky not to loose any tigers today when one of these bad boys showed up. Scared the crap out of these Bengali Tigers....the White Siberians not so much. .