So the Long Hill Tiger Park Project is the latest photographic Project that documents the daily drama of living with Tigers and the day to day running of a Tiger Park.
Bare Back Riding
Tiger Log #22: For all you adrenaline junkies, the Long Hill Road Tiger Park is pleased to announce "bare back" Tiger riding. We will have two separate categories of rides, before feeding and after feeding.
Knitting Disaster
Tiger Log #21: Had a major brain-fart here at the Long Hill Road Tiger Park, thinking that it would be a good idea to allow the Tigers to knit their own winter hats. Cats+Yarn = Shitshow.
Bengali Drivers
Tiger Log #20: May have to Lawyer up here at the Long Hill Tiger park after several of the lads here got charged with a) Operating a Sled under the influence of cheap Beer and Wine b) Excessive Speed and Reckless Driving (...Really... they're from Bengal !) c) Four Hit and Run Charges ( 2 squirrels, a racoon and a possum) and d) Operating a Sled on the wrong side of the road (.....again they are from Bengal !!)
Scrabble Masters
Tiger Log #19: One little known fact that does not get near enough mention on Animal Planet, is how ridiculously good Tigers are at Scrabble.
Snow Sharks
Tiger Log #18: Most people don't believe in "Snow Sharks" but they are a real phenomena around here. They have this ability to swim under the snow and then in one explosive move, burst to the surface to attack their prey. Here at the Long Hill Road Tiger Park we were lucky not to loose any tigers today when one of these bad boys showed up. Scared the crap out of these Bengali Tigers....the White Siberians not so much. .
Stock Options
Tiger Log #17: The Tigers have been celebrating hard these past few days as the stock value of the Long Hill Tiger Park has risen over 3,000% on the NY Jungle Exchange (ticker symbol, LHTP). These immigrant Tigers are getting their first real taste of the American Dream. Who knew you could have a company that has never made a profit, be worth Billions. "God Bless America" is all they keep saying.
Lost Socks
Tiger Log #16: Have so many mismatched socks here at the Long Hill Tiger Park, that we have had to hire a private detective.
Tiger Sarcasm
Tiger Log #15: "Tiger sarcasm............"
Dressed for Winter
Tiger Log #14: To be honest, the Long Hill Road Tigers have no clue who Bernie is, they just love him for his winter fashion sensibility.
Parential Controls
Tiger Log #13: Little bit of drama last night here at the Long Hill Road Tiger Park, when we discovered that several of the teenage Tigers had figured out how to by-pass our Online Parental Controls Software.
Tiger Yoga
Tiger Log #12: To say that 2021 is getting off to a rough start, is a bit of an understatement, which is why I am now doing "Tiger Yoga" several hours a day to decompress.
New Year's Revolutions
Tiger Log #11: Not sure what your New Year's "Revolutions" are for 2021....but the Tigers here are off to a flying start.
New Year's Eve Exorcism
Tiger Log #10: Sometime around midnight tonight, here at the Long Hill Tiger Park, The Tiger King, himself will perform an Exorcism of all things related to 2020. Basically this will involve burning anything you feel that needs to be returned to the fires of Hell and not follow you over to next year. Personally, I will be throwing some of the following into the fire later, Speedos that no longer fit, excess toilet paper, empty Franzia wine boxes, stolen ballots, and an IV of Hydroxychloroquine. Happy New Year 🎊
Sugar Diet
Tiger Log #9: Another first for these Bengali Tigers, the discovery of home made Christmas cookies. They are now refusing to eat their "out of date" Walmart meat and have instead, switched to this 100% pure sugar diet. Not sure how we are going wean these guys off these or how to deal with the sugar DT's when they stop.
Santa List
Tiger Log #8: Busy...busy...busy here at the Long Hill Tiger Park, as everyone is frantically trying to finalize their Christmas list to Santa. Your guess is as good as mine as to what these "Ding Dongs" are asking for this year !!
Snow Day
Tiger Log#7: Well all I can say is that the excitement level here at the Long Hill Tiger Park is at an "11" this morning. Most of these Bengali tigers have never seen snow before so this is a dream come true for them. Meanwhile, back in their warm beds, the White Siberian Tigers are just rolling their eyes going "Whatever.....!" #laughabaleart
Jackass
Tiger Log#6: Sometimes here at the Long Hill Tiger Park it feels like your are living with the cast from JACKASS.
Covid19 Vaccine
Tiger Log#5: Today the FDA approved the Long Hill Tiger Covid19 Vaccine. We have been working around the clock since last Feb, developing our magic formula and conducting large clinical trials on tigers, monkeys and fellow tiger park game keepers. The success rate has been off the charts , so much so that even bats are no longer getting disease. In addition we believe we have the easiest and most effective vaccination delivery system. Our vaccine "shot" is 2% vaccine and 98% whiskey. It does not require any painful jabs, refrigeration or medical supervision. It can be purchased as a "nip" in your local liquor store or you can order a "shot" at your local bar (if it is open). Stay tuned... we will be releasing Tequila, Vodka and Baileys versions of the vaccine soon. #laughableart
Rough Morning
Tiger Log#4: Pretty rough morning here at the Long Hill Tiger Park, after McMurphy the lead trouble maker smuggled beer into the compound and had an illegal Covid19 party. As of 8am this morning all the Tigers are on double secret probation. #laughableart #hungover #tiger
Voracious Readers
Tiger's Log#3: Pretty calm here at the Long Hill Tiger Park tonight with most of the Tigers hanging out in the library. Several of them are cramming to finish their book befor ethe first Book Club meeting. #laughableart #tiger #Library
Online Learning
Tiger's Log#2: A big shout to all our teachers, parents and students dealing with this new world of online learning. At the Long Hill Tiger Park we too are having our struggles. Several of the tigers are having Animal Planet nightmares and waking up in cold sweats. Hearing the voice of David Attenborough or Steve Irwin, triggers some of them to start twitching uncontrollably and force others to eat their own laptops
Monday Nights
Tiger's Log#1: Typical Monday Night here at the Long Hill Tiger Park with the boys all fired up to watch their favorite human sport. Obviously they are huge Cincinnati Bengal fans and boy do they hate those Carolina Panthers.